muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.

"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."

by GlideAbove December 16, 2013

gorge muffin

eating muffins til you puke.

erica and rose like to gorge muffin.

by Rose Loser Face June 24, 2008

Sticky muffin

This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.

Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.

by daydizzle October 24, 2011

muffin pits

a pet name used to describe someone with squishy-like underarms

Aww! You look so cute today muffin pits!
My little muffin pits.

by Heathcliff-Kate Bush August 19, 2008

Furry Muffin

Slang for extremly Hairy vagina, which needs to be trimmed.

wow thats one furry muffin *pulls out trimmers*

by Spadonk July 28, 2012

muffin chopper

1) The muffin chopper is an anus or ass; the part of the human anatomy used to "cut a muffin". The "muffin" is a light fluffy fart or poot.
2) A female's ass which is particularly attractive.

Brak: OMG, look at that muffin chopper in the crosswalk!

Zorak: Mmm, I'd like to wear that for a hat!

by 3vilPrimate March 13, 2009

Muffin boy

One who is of semblance to a muffin, therefore making them a stupid lonely muffin boy, your parents hate you, die

Ivan anderson you are a fucking muffin boy

by Saeder August 1, 2020