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tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".
You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"
by sam skrambel February 6, 2010
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Muffin boy

One who is of semblance to a muffin, therefore making them a stupid lonely muffin boy, your parents hate you, die
by Saeder August 1, 2020
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Black Muffin

Girl 1: Idris Elba is such a black muffin.
Girl 2: yea will smith too!!!
by SerenaWithLove February 19, 2012
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booty muffin

A questionable scientific term used to describe external hemorrhoids.
Hey Katie, my booty muffins are on fire today!
by gwynplaine85 August 6, 2014
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Muffin Fucker

muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
by Okonkwo12 May 9, 2011
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muffin pits

a pet name used to describe someone with squishy-like underarms
Aww! You look so cute today muffin pits!
My little muffin pits.
by Heathcliff-Kate Bush August 19, 2008
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Furry Muffin

Slang for extremly Hairy vagina, which needs to be trimmed.
wow thats one furry muffin *pulls out trimmers*
by Spadonk July 28, 2012
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