Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

gorge muffin

eating muffins til you puke.

erica and rose like to gorge muffin.

by Rose Loser Face June 24, 2008

muffin pits

a pet name used to describe someone with squishy-like underarms

Aww! You look so cute today muffin pits!
My little muffin pits.

by Heathcliff-Kate Bush August 19, 2008

muffin chopper

1) The muffin chopper is an anus or ass; the part of the human anatomy used to "cut a muffin". The "muffin" is a light fluffy fart or poot.
2) A female's ass which is particularly attractive.

Brak: OMG, look at that muffin chopper in the crosswalk!

Zorak: Mmm, I'd like to wear that for a hat!

by 3vilPrimate March 13, 2009

warm muffin

A hot muffled lady fart.

Denise let go a warm muffin in the elevator.

by skaught83 May 3, 2014

booty muffin

A questionable scientific term used to describe external hemorrhoids.

Hey Katie, my booty muffins are on fire today!

by gwynplaine85 August 6, 2014

muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.

"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."

by GlideAbove December 16, 2013