March 12

Only the prettiest girls are born on march 12 🫶
(pisces ily)

Boy 1: that girls really pretty!!
Boy 2: that’s because she’s born on march 12!

by justwritingfacts April 8, 2022

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March 30

Give a nigga some good ass head

Jeremy: You know what today is?

Sophia: Yeah March 30th

Jeremy: ok so give me head

by lnexcusable March 21, 2022

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March 27

Official clean your local skatepark day!

Bob: Let’s go skateboard!
Tom:But there’s snow and garbage at the skatepark!
Bob: It’s March 27th we have to clean it!

by Ollie is cool ngl March 26, 2022

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March 27th

"Spackle And Strap" day
Spackle and strap is getting sumthin white and sticky to strap on later

Its march 27th and We were building a tool and had to Spackle and strap before we moved on

by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022

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Only handsome/gorgeous people are born on this day. You deserve the world don't let any1 tell u else, your kind, amazing, funny, cool, wonderful, qnd most importantly you matter and your worth so much<33 I love you and have a nice rest of you day :D

Person 1: your today's March 25 your birthday!
Person2: I know I was born on this day1
Person1: well just letting you know that your amazing and cool
Person2: aww tysm

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by Urpanbxtch October 20, 2021

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