Jordan

A boy that i'll never lose feelings for. He makes you laugh every single time you get sad, he is an amazing person to be with. whenever you are feeling sad, he'll be by your side to help you get through your problems. He'll text you small paragraphs of comfort and say "ily" at the end. His laugh is so adorable, and he's SO CUTE I can't live anymore. This is the person i'm living for, the person that saved me and the reason for my happiness.

You: Who's that?

Me: His name is Jordan, he's an angel. my euphoria.

by linofaiiry February 15, 2021

Jordan Soffer

A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.

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by JDog1029 May 6, 2013

jordan

jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool

rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.

arik: yo bro what you doing

jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no

by naRi.. October 13, 2022

Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon

Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"

by Imkubo November 17, 2023

the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette

ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

Jordan

This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.

I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.

by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022

jordan

a beautiful boy with typically dark brown hair and beautiful eyes that can draw you in, beautiful long eyelashes that even sometimes you can get jealous of.., he seems like a stuck up person at first but when you get to know him and his past it all really makes up for everything and you start to see the true and real him, a beautiful boy who just needs to be held, starting to feel a nuture for him. he’s hardworking and never had to chase girls, for they chased him, a handsome smile and he’s usually always playful and fun to be around. very protective and knows what is his.

“look at jordan over there… he’s been so quiet recently “

by kindaconfused November 21, 2023