paper contractor

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.

At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.

by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

paper crossant

When a female has slips of toilet paper attached to her pussy.

I went down on my girlfriend to give her oral and got a paper crossant instead.

by Uncle and Stevie September 29, 2023

Wall-Papering

When you wipe your ass in a porta-potty and stick it to the wall instead of throwing it down the shit hole.

"BLOODY MIGUEL WAS WALL-PAPERING THE OUTHOUSE AGAIN THAT FUCKIN CUNT"!

by WillyStanky February 15, 2023

Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021

flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
__________________________(Paper)

Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper

by I'm poppy May 1, 2018

PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

CC:: YOUNG DOLPH

LLDOLPH

Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE

by Number Uno August 15, 2022