King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.
I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas
by carlthelong December 02, 2022
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King Tay

This is a Royal individual who is loyal and solid. He is praised and loved by many and still hated by some. This person is known to be a supporter and care giver to all he comes in contact with. He is usually great at all that he does and is held to a very high standard. Not only is this person Royal but he also lives a Royal life style. He is also known by Your Royal highness and or God. When attracted to this person you must know he is spoiled and sometimes can be a big baby. He is known to love hard and to be very aggressive. This individual is known to have a lot of snakes and users around him that is using him for self gain.
King Tay is a great person
by King216216 August 14, 2017
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nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.
He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.
by freaksho September 20, 2009
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Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course
Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade
by king of ling June 08, 2015
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King Koza

A massive skateboarding chad. Visit him at kingkoza.com
Bro have you seen King Koza's website? That dude is a massive chad and is a great artist at only 15!
by OrionZX August 29, 2020
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fire king

Sid the sloth, after the events surrounding ice age 2/3 he henceforth became known as the 'fire king'

Fire king may also be used as a derogatory term in order to insult someone looking like a sloth
Look at Chris over there, munching eucalyptus like the fire king...
by EzioVonBigDicko November 29, 2013
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lizzard king

Lizzard King
noun:

1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!

2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!

Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
by PoorClimb February 11, 2014
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