Evan

Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.

Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now

by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023

Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty

evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt

by odium deus February 16, 2022

robert tyrone evans III

sexy

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by letitbebob June 26, 2009

Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.

Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah

by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Evan

The love of my life. He is the most special person to me and I would do anything for him. Evan is an amazing, sweet, and respectful boy. He always makes your day better and is sad whenever you feel down. People who don't like Evan are ppheads because they don't realize how awesome he is. I think everyone should have an Evan in their lives because he will make you feel special and loved. I love you.

Evan is so short.

Evan likes tanks. Why
evan
is
strange
but sexy.

by iloveevan69 November 23, 2021

To Evan

To fly a jet Into someone on Grand Theft Auto 5

Hold on I'm going to evan this person

by THEKINGCOMET April 18, 2018