Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018

Triple D: Dick deprivation depression

When a hoe ain’t got laid in a min. Doesn’t necessarily have to be hoe, but the term is commonly used to refer to hoes that are celibate or haven’t gotten laid in a long time

Yo bro I think that girl has triple d: dick deprivation depression. She tells me she hallucinates dicks, balls and sperm when it ain’t even there and gets depressed coz she ain’t got laid

by Lovelylovella March 12, 2020

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

depressed

What many teenagers claim to be.
Most of the time it's just their hormones.

James (13): I'm so depressed. :( </3
Mary: No you're not, fucktard.

by Hitler !! August 31, 2008

Depression Nap

A mid-day recharge nap being taked for being mentally not physically tired.

Enjoy your depression nap, you said bitch.

by Punktuation June 28, 2019

Dick depression

A lack of emotional feelings/ reaktions to sexual stimuli in the penis due to oversaturation/ overconsuption of sensually stimulating images, materials, partners and or thoughts.

WoW hunny i alsow whant to have sex with you butt i tink i'm haveing som "Dick depression".

Are you haveing a "Dick depression"?

It seems to me i can't get you hard.

It happens to me to, some times i alsow get "Dick depression".

by Johan Sweden July 12, 2016

Post Rip 'n' Run Depression

When you get back home after rip 'n' run and you realise how shit not being there is and you miss everyone you met there that you wont see for another year.

Paul:I came home fell asleep on the sofa for 3 hours then i was just depressed all day. I have totally got post rip 'n' run depression

by ripnrun October 7, 2008