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Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023
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Dan

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If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.

Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
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Dan Heckler makes model train videos and collects tycock trains. his favorite railroad is da bebemer
I just saw Dan Heckler's last video he just posted
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You just danned it
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Dan Filip

Really funny hot blonde atractive guy, the love of his life is a shy girl named Kamile.
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Family Dan

A pal who happily comes on holiday with your wife and kids.
Seen that family with two dads over there?

Nah man, one’s a Family Dan!
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