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Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.
After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
by Nosferatu October 31, 2019
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Ice Cream Friday

The act of ejaculating in your partners glass and freezing it, then shitting and pissing on the frozen cum and freezing it again until finally stirring it up and force feeding it to your partner in the middle of the night.
I love giving my partner an Ice Cream Friday.
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. October 20, 2021
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Blonde Cream Pie

I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker January 27, 2022
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Whorema cream pie

My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.
by Robbin Robinson March 9, 2019
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Heavy cream ass

Heavy cream ass can be defined as an insult, or term to describe someone who is heavy and has cream in their ass. It could also be used as a sexual term for Cumming in someone.
Guy 1: You see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Your crush Tory?
Guy 1: we're not just crushes now, we've taken things much higher
Guy 2: Oh yeah?
Guy1: I gave her a massive Heavy cream ass last night~
Guy 2: Nice!
by Average DemonCore Fucker December 1, 2022
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milwaukee cream pie

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.
Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.
by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018
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Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.
Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.
by Jackchubbs May 26, 2021
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