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business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
by uncle fuckbucket September 18, 2022
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Business cereal

A bowl of cereal that has just enough milk to make it through 1 bowl. The top cereal usually is just damp not wet, usually eaten before the cereal gets soggy.
Since I had to leave early I had some business cereal before I left.
by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022
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Busting

Juicy, tender, delicious, frisky, and somehow just better.

Never fails to exite a person...
Ex:
Person1: Is the chicken busting?
Person 2: Yessir its bustin bustin
by The real Caiden Darnell September 27, 2022
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BusinessUnfinished

lego state police colonel and company ceo in perroy county whos always being the most strict for no reason
ew theres a businessunfinished
by BusinessUnfinished October 7, 2022
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Business-in-law

When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”

Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022
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business trippin

Taking enough psychedelics to have a good time while still passing as a professional.
“I’m gonna drop acid at the company party, but just enough to be business trippin.”
by Kanman3000 November 11, 2022
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BSing to be impressing

Verb. A strategy frequently encountered in academia wherein an individual attempts to impress or gain favor with superiors, peers, committees and institutions through the use of 1) technical jargon and bureaucratese 2) bootlicking people and/or institutions 3) lying about one's credentials, experience, knowledge and interests 4) cheating to get ahead and 5) attempting to make competition, newbies and non-academic folk feel stupid, useless or inadequate. In essence, being dishonest and attempting to be seem more learned and invested than one actually is in order to climb the ladder.

Unfortunately, many of the people that BSing to be impressing is directed at are fellow BSers, which allows the strategy to gain acceptance and perpetuate.
Ken got accepted into medical school not because he cares about people or has a genuine curiosity for human health, but because he has mastered the skill of BSing to be impressing, and thus was able to trick the admissions committee into thinking that he will make a good doctor. Really, he just wants money, recognition, and accolades. Once he begins practicing as an MD, he will absolutely let poor, minority, and/or female patients die.
by Bailey Bird Man November 17, 2022
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