When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.

My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards

Indiana river boat by Jordiablo April 10, 2024

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float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

float my boat by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

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Little man in the boat

The slang for a woman’s clitoris

Hey baby you want rub on my little
Man in the boat for me?

I love when you stroke the little man on the boat for me.

Stroking the little man in the boat might make me cum hard all over your hand.

Little man in the boat by SusieQ Ball February 26, 2025

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