Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.
Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!
Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!
by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017
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Get the Hunnit Block mug.Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a health care specialist is hindering, by whatever means, the chances of another male from flirting or getting a sexual encounter with a female.
by Bob on the FOB February 18, 2011
Get the Doc Blocking mug.Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.
Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."
Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."
Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."
by mspinkosu February 27, 2011
Get the cock block mug.When you are on facebook (or any other chat service) and you say something while the other person is still typing.
1: I was talking to this girl on fb last night, and while she was typing I totallally type-blocked her
2: type blocking?
1: yea, she was telling me her life story, and while she was doing it I said 'oic'
2: type blocking?
1: yea, she was telling me her life story, and while she was doing it I said 'oic'
by Cish and Fips January 16, 2011
Get the type blocking mug.That girl was vagina blocking me from flirting with my crush!
I hate that bitch for vagina blocking me.
I hate that bitch for vagina blocking me.
by Brokenheartedgirl15 September 21, 2013
Get the vagina blocking mug.The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..
similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.
similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.
Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.
Guy 2- Why?
Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.
Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.
Guy 2- Why?
Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.
Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.
by CaseDog March 4, 2010
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