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Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.
Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.
by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017
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Anal Blowfish

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.
Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.
by JtownMowtown November 7, 2019
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Anal Opera

When a person (1) bends down or lies in the doggy-style position to receive the vocal vibrations by having person (2) insert their lips into their anal cavity, singing a song into person (1)'s asshole.
Person 1: So how was your guys' first date last night? Anything fun happen?
Person 2: Yeah, it was fun. He bent me over and gave me Anal Opera. Oh mama mia mama mia!
by NickrophiIia February 16, 2019
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anal dumplin

When a turd is smashed between your ass cheeks, flat like beef jerky and still touching the water.
I'm gawded from that anal dumpling.
by fuur December 27, 2013
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anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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anal tape

When one puts tape on his or her butthole and they proceed to pull it off quickly.
Oh my god! Tyrone and I used anal tape yesterday. I'm so sore!
by Gryphion September 22, 2016
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Anal Labia

When hemorrhoids protrude so far out of an anus, that they look like labia
That stripper was so nasty, that when she bent over, her anal labia hung out of her thong!
by Bighart August 28, 2015
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