National Bald Day

September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.

Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon

by Avee4 April 14, 2021

National Lean Day

August 19 is National Lean Day. On National Lean Day you must drink a whole cup of lean for the occasion. You are also required to post a video of yourself drinking it.

"On National Lean Day, over 240,000 people were reported to have posted videos of them drinking"

by vurx December 12, 2021

National Mon's day

National Mon's Day is celebrated on the first May bank holiday Monday every year. Mon's originating from Delamere area (Cheshire) get together, drink beer and have a bloody good time, preferably at Oulton Park watching the British Super Bikes.

Ay up mon, It's national Mon's Day!

by CheshireMon May 2, 2019

National crush day

A day where you tell your crush u like them and ask them out

Trey: Hey
Karter: Hey Trey do you know what today is?
Trey: No what is it?
Karter: It’s August 8 it’s National crush day
Trey : Oh why did I need to know this?
Karter: Because you’re my crush
Trey: I am?
Karter: Yes. Will you go out with me?
Trey: Yes.

by Bhad bhaybee August 7, 2019

National Cry Day

April 17, National Cry Day, where you let your deep secrets let go to in belief if you cry all out, you will have a better year

Bro, I'm so ready for National Cry Day, I heard it will help my year be better

by MichaelCtrlTabi April 11, 2019

National Breakup Day

If you want to Break Up with your Partner, this day is the day. second day of August, 2.8, is the national Break Up day. So if you are searching for a perfect day to break up, this day is the day. Good Luck

Partner: Why are you breaking up with me? Why exactly now?
You: Because its national BreakUp Day

by YukiYuki8 August 2, 2021

National Cheese-It Day

National Cheese-It Day is a day where one can eat Cheese-Its, make food with them, or have a food fight with them. This day is made for Cheese-It fun! Oh, and it's also the day where you can go cow tipping.

I'm going to have a food fight on National Cheese-It Day!

by NinjaStyleCheese December 18, 2012