A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriendmug. by daddy????? 420 December 1, 2021
Get the girlfriendsmug. by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
Get the Jacobs girlfriendmug. by Raidzzxd October 31, 2021
Get the National Get a Girlfriend Daymug. A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.
All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.
All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.
The possible Issues and side effects are such as:
-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem
Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''
Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)
2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.
-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem
Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''
Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)
2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.
by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2019
Get the Girlfriendmug. They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
Get the Girlfriends (u see whats coming)mug.