Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Beach

Word like bitch. Most commonly used in 6th grade talk.

“Yo she’s such a beach” Said Layla. “Haha I know right” said Kira

by Eyeballstreakz December 25, 2019

Beach

A long strip of sand boardered by an ocean.

Let's beach on

by hermioneeverdeenchase August 3, 2018

beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

mr. beach

A child rapiist at york suburban who touched one of the volleyball girls his favorite subject is HTML

White boy "did you hear about what happened to mr. Beach"

White girl "yeah he touched my boobs and ass i kinda liked it but hes still going to live with kodak black"

White boy "Lol kys"

by Killer keememe Baby a tripple April 14, 2017

Outback Beach Balling

A kink involving getting testicles covered in sand while having sex out in the sunlight; or a fetish for having sex outside in bright weather.

Oi. Me and the mates are gonna' go outback beach balling if yer wanna join?

by TacoTeusday123 February 8, 2023

Beach day

a tradition of fucking on the beach

BEACH DAYYYYY

by anonymous111887665444 August 3, 2022