by sunalvr111 January 14, 2024
This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.
1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!
2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!
3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!
2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!
3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..
by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022
by Boatsand hoes April 18, 2024
by ThatGayDickHead February 17, 2023
"That was a bastardly fart!"
"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."
"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."
by bastardlylen June 04, 2024
Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.
That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!
by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021
1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)
2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole
2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole
1. That child is Our bastard
2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard
3. Why you always have to be a bastard
2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard
3. Why you always have to be a bastard
by 459395 February 28, 2022