Sneaker king

There are many sneaker heads and people who are interested in sneakers, but the SNEAKER KING is J-STAR

Rylee: hey J-STAR I like your shoes they look like moon boots!

J-STAR: thanks! You already know I’m THE SNEAKER KING!

by The sneaker king October 20, 2022

exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017

Lily king

Lily king is the kindest yet stupidest person you’ll ever meet. Her spirit animal is a rat, and she doesn’t know her states and capitals. If you meet a Lily king, you will likely have to wash your feet every hour because she likes having clean feet.

A Lily king made me wash my feet today.

by currently.in.pain November 7, 2020

King hopper

A king hopper is a female, who loves Latin Kings. One who loves Latin Kings so much she is down to sleep with the whole team, and who often does sleep with the whole team. A female who has has sex or even full relationships with more than one King is also in fact a King Hopper. King Hoppers come in all ages, shapes, and sizes. A female who allows Latin Kings to trizz is a prime example of a king hopper.

When you've had sex with more then one Latin King, chances are you are a King Hopper.

by YouKnowwwwThis April 8, 2011

Brown King

Brown King is a Chicano Rapper out of the Inland Empire. He is an ex-thug who is now serving Jesus and is now rapping for the King of King's. Brown King has a few haters that hide behind the internet but have NEVER confronted him face to face. AND NEVER WILL...

Hey look! There's Brown King let's diss him... naw, I'd rather hide behind a computer screen...

by the_realest July 11, 2019

King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

by Melton July 1, 2012

Vastayan King

to be patient over the other person's impatience

My father is so Vastayan King!

by warframe player May 31, 2019