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katie stahmann

First let's start with your name, who spells their name with extra letters? Now let's move into looks. You. Are. Not. Cute. Bangs are a hard no. Your style sucks, no one thinks you look good. You gross people out, imagine looking like a naked mole rat and raccoon at the same time. By how who look everyone has the idea you smoke crack, honestly I believe them, coming into the bathroom to stalk little girls that a little weird maybe you should talk to someone...
"hey do you know who Katie stahmann is?"
"Yeah I'm scared of her she likes to stalk me in the bathroom and she won't leave me alone
by JadeAlbright March 21, 2019
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Katie

Probably the best person you will ever meet. has beautiful eyes. Is super smart and good at everything she tries. Best friend you could possibly have and puts others before herself. Is super funny, thoughtful,energetic, and generous. Is very athletic and pretty.Usually has SUPER thick blond hair. Usually has like, five boys in love with her at once. If you are her friend or boyfriend don't ever let her go. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Dude 1: Man, I think I'm in love. There is this super gorgeous and smart girl in my class, but I don't think she even knows I exist.
Dude 2: Is her name Katie?
Dude 1: How did you know?!?!
by Luna_GraNger September 2, 2019
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Katie

Usually a really tall girl with amazing fashion taste. Normally blonde and blind
You see her? Her over there? Yeah! She's definitely a Katie!
by cynthiataylorsversion June 4, 2023
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Katie Berry

A middle aged lady (mum to two) a former fitnesses instructor and business owner (The Works Fitness Studio In Droylsden) Her son Cole Roberts, enjoys acting and theatrical experiences. A lovely caring lady with lots of love.
Katie Berry is such a lovely person
by young.actors124 April 8, 2019
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Katie

When you meet a Katie, you know you've found a friend for life. Katies are the best kind of people. Usually blonde, gorgeous locks of hair which anyone would be jealous of. Katies are also notoriously bad at Mario Kart, picking the worst possible combinations of vehicles yet she always stays smiling and never complains how everyone always beats her. Katies tend to fall in love with short people, and really struggle when it comes to heartbreak. Katies are also often very tall, my guess would be around 5'10. You can usually tell if someone is a Katie because she'll be wearing the most amazing outfits that only she could pull off because of how pretty she is. Katies are the best kind of people :)
You see that girl over there? She's definitely a Katie.
by tayl0rsw1ft August 25, 2023
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Katie

She is an amazing person. She has the biggest heart and loves everyone. She’s very outgoing and loves to help others. She plays the ukulele and has an amazing singing voice. We LOVE Katie
Woah she can sing!
She’s definitely a Katie
by Banjothebird July 1, 2019
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Katie

The entitled adult child of a Karen. Sometimes abbreviated as KT.
That Karen and Katie are demanding to speak to the manager.
by GriffTheBear October 26, 2022
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