Thomas the tonk engine

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.

Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"

by FATCATHY February 26, 2023

Thomas

a man who is very nice and doesn’t like being called thomas the train, if you do he will kill you. He is very loving and sweet and hot. He pulls all the girls any day and all the girls love him. He is athletic and smart and lost his virginity very young.

“Omg that person is so hot, they must be named thomas.”
“OMG YESSS we better not call him thomas the train”

“Girl tots agreeed we will die”

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Thomas’ goodest girl

Thomas one and only goodest girl can only be Anily.

Did you see thomas’ goodest girl? It’s Anily

by IlovemyMUNCHKIN December 22, 2025

Thomas

A weeaboo, a wheraboo, and a weeb. All at once. He hates the world and the people in it. He is very tempted to attack me. So I just say BEg0Ne WeABaBo0

Thomas that funny, BEGONE WEEABOOO.

by My thumb is bleeding right now June 3, 2018

thomas the tank engine creasey

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .

person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is an amazing person who is hawt and cool. He is a hardcore gamer and every lady is lucky to have him. Thomas is often a brown head with brown eyes . He is really athletic

Thomas is so cool

by LizardTail9876 March 8, 2019

Thomas Danaher

Thomas Danaher is a yigga. Not a wigga or a nigga. He is a yigga. Don't get it confused.

Hello Thomas Danaher, the yigga, not the wigga or the nigga.

by HarryNoNoDildoFace13 February 8, 2019