Marshall's Theory

The width of an individual female breast defined as the circumference of their arm times by 1.5

Friend: Using Marshall's Theory, those knockers are around 17cm each

Friend 2: Dang bro, How'd you figure?

by ThunderSh0w3r September 17, 2022

Burner account theory

The theory that people who post their true opinions on burner accounts are too scared to have their main account and theirself associated with said opinions

user639519562549: The holocaust was deserved, save evropa!

JohnJorker27: Burner account theory

by DonkDonkBaDobk September 21, 2025

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of speculative realism's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

Drip Theory

Another way of saying that a person has drip. Drip theory is a theory in which all principles of having drip are met; a person is wearing 3 or more items that make them drippy.

Damn man, he has the chain, the ring, and the watch. He's definitely got Drip Theory.

by DESIGNERWEAR October 11, 2022

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Probadance Theory

Probadance Theory: A conceptual framework that integrates principles from Bayesian epistemology and critical rationalism to create an adaptable and self-correcting hierarchy of event likelihoods. The term combines "probability" and "dance" to emphasize its dynamic and evolving nature in organizing, evaluating, and updating beliefs about the likelihood of various events.

Ever since I started applying the Probadance Theory to my decision-making, I've been able to assess situations with greater clarity and adaptability.

by Phieyl August 26, 2023

Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.

Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother

by Nicheis October 16, 2023