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International McDate Line

The magical time of the wee hours when a 24-hour McDonald's switches from dinner to breakfast.

Usually at 3am, the IML provides the perfect opportunity for one hell of a fast-food run. Some 24-hour joints actually close down for a brief period (10-15 minutes) to actually switch to breakfast. This makes 2:55 the ideal time to roll up to the drive-thru.

To take advantage of the International McDate Line, you must order at least one item from the menu that cannot be purchased during breakfast*. You will be handed your food at almost exactly 3am, giving you 10-15 minutes to enjoy your gourmet meal. After polishing off the leftover condiments from your Big Mac box, roll on up and order 4 sausage mcmuffins. That's about 55,000 calories in a half-hour, but only 27,500 for each day.

*If you're on the bejesus belt, it must be at least one value meal
Eugene: What'd you do last night, lad?

Patrick: Larry and I were up late, so we cruised on over to hit both sides of the International McDate Line.

Eugene: The International McWhatBoy?

Patrick: MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anda H.J. Inthebackseat April 19, 2010
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Brown Line Express

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.
Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.
by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007
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Airline pilots who have become overly dependent on automation and computer guidance, and thus fail to exercise their own situational awareness and judgment, when they should take control and fly the plane more manually. (Coined by pilot Warren Vanderburgh)
The increase in aviation incidents is not due to equipment failures or environmental conditions, but instead by preventable mistakes made by children of the magenta line.
by tvbeeker April 19, 2023
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Lay-up lines

Hashtag swag MUST do this to win basketball games. It helps people MAKE free throws AND rebound.
"Alright guys, lay-up lines!"

or

"Lay-up lines!!!"
by twinelsona March 14, 2012
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Hanging in a chow line

Persons waiting for food in a line
Man i hate hanging in a chow line I can't wait to eat
by Mobabyy April 3, 2016
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Red squiggle line

When the computer knows your about to fail; even when YOU don't.
Mat: Oh man, I got a C on my final paper! I thought it was perfect.

John: Did you use spell check?

Mat: You mean that annoying red squiggle line under all my words? No I turned it off.

John: Why am I your friend again?
by Lucky7ven June 2, 2011
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two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant
Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out
by Daisy x January 27, 2017
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