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Steved

I can’t believe you trusted him, you’ve been steved.
by BoNugget February 14, 2024
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Steve

The protagonist of the hit video game, Minecraft. Also the strongest fictional character ever. He can carry tens of thousands of gold blocks at a time and will not be slowed down
Steve is the protagonist of Minecraft.
by 301BN April 15, 2021
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Steve Sandseded

Act of getting corn-holed into using another project mangers rejects. Especially when related to VDC.
We have only been on this Deloitte project a month and I’ve already been Steve Sandseded twice.
by Robert C Robot January 19, 2024
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Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.
by Possumfucker December 19, 2018
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Steve the Cleave

So entered Steve the Cleave; the three enemies were but soon memories.
by Knower of Steve September 13, 2021
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Steve Jobs Law

The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“

This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.

Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!
by Lumburgh Survivor July 5, 2025
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Steve

Steve is a man with a plan. He pulls all the Minecraft hoes. His anis is Smaller than a microbe and he gets no bitches.

He alwas wears a creeper hoodie.
Wow look at that kid named Steve with the mincraft hoodie and that small cock.
by rl[lpp[hlrh[tl April 15, 2022
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