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Sarah Palin

1. Former Governor of Alaska;
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
Sarah Palin may be one hot grandmama, but half the things she says and does make America the laughingstock of the developed world.

If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2021
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sarah phillips

Possibly one of the awesomest people in the human world. Super nice and always happy. Kills at every sport!

Hey, there goes a really cool person, it's definitely a Sarah Phillips.
by Zeus Joyce November 13, 2013
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sarah finns

Sarah is a crazy obsessive ex. She is crazy obsessed with her gang member ex-bf. He carries a 10-inch knife. U don't know what he's capable of doing. She's not a good person to get associated with
personA: "did u hear what sarah finns done now ugh shes so obsessed with me"
person B: "no she not"
Person A: "yes her and her friends are so obsessed with me"
Person B "maybe they just don't like you "
by Hugo Saunders March 21, 2022
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Sarah B.

Sarah B. is a really kind person with a good sense of reality, but no fashion sense whatsoever. If you know a Sarah B. ask her if she has any friends named David, Eli or Shayla. If it is a REAL Sarah B. then she will say yes to all of them. She is kind person who may be nice but can be deadly. If you find a Sarah B. don't let her go. She is a good ride for friends until high school, maybe even more. Enjoy her as a friend. If you want to know who I am simply remember this: "Who is International and The only person who says Hola in your school?"
Dang, A guy is So Lucky to have her, the Sarah B. ...
by Mr. Bunny Slicer who is Brazil January 20, 2019
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Pulled a sarah

Pulling a Sarah is when you're derpy and accidentally injure themselves or break something. Or get too drunk too fast.
"Hahaha did you see that kid trip and fall? He just pulled a Sarah!

She got drunk off 2 shots, pulled a Sarah!"
by Erik Perez September 8, 2014
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A Sarah Plan

A plan that is told like a 5 year old, costs a shitload of money, and requires too much effort
Sarah: I have a genius idea (A Sarah Plan)! Lets order termites, make them infest the building, complain to the apartment office, and get our apartment building tented! That is how we will kill the cockroaches.
by Sonrisa Sol November 15, 2012
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sarah thorpe

Sarah is the most kine amazing girl you will ever meet and her horse is beutiful. She can be slightly shy and just needs to go for it sometimes
I love Sarah Thorpe shes so caring she always checks that your ok
by BitchyTruth February 20, 2015
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