check, please

Hold the conversation, I need an explination. Used to stop the conversation, not to inquire, although this is the most common use.

Man 1: And so I said to her, you've got great purple bananas!
Man 2: Check, please: what's a purple banana?

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

pretty please

An ugly person. Usually refering to a female.

You: "Did you see Sarah's new look? I think she is so pretty with shorter hair."

Me: "Pretty Please. She looks like a 12 year old boy with that hair style. In fact, it looks like a 12 year old boy styled her hair."

by One Rho March 22, 2008

Pessie

shortened slang term of "peasant" , often used by British people and Chavs .

Person A- "Aw, dude, look at that absolute pessie, walking round in dirty ass tracksuit pants."
Person B- "What a fooking pessie, bro"

Person A- "Look at that peasant, walking around in dirty tracksuit pants." / "Look at that guy in dirty pants. What a peasant."

Person B- "God, yeah. What a peasant, bro."

by Oswald FUCKING MOSLEY BRO May 6, 2019

Please Mr. Sun

Talk to her please, Mr. Sun
Speak to her, Mr. Rainbow
And take her under your branches
Mr. Tree
Whisper to her, Mr. Wind
Sing to her, Mr. Robin
And Mrs. Moonlight
Put in a word for me
Tell her how I feel
It shouldn't end this way
And since you are all her friends
She'll listen to whatever you have to say
Babble to her, Mr. Brook
Kiss her for me, Miss Raindrop
And watch to see they all do

Please, Mr. Sun
Babble to her, Mr. Brook
Kiss her for me, Miss Raindrop
And watch to see they all do
Please Mr. Sun (please, Mr. Sun)

by Death Menace July 1, 2022

a pleasant charlie

a sexual position in which all participants must find someone named charlie, and insert a penis or dildo into one or more orifices while playing twister in the pit.

last night I found a new friend while performing a pleasant charlie.

by turtlemanlover45 May 10, 2011

pessimate

1. The act of totally destroying hope.
2. To state depressing facts that make a person or group want to die.
3. The act of creating emos through despressing speeches.

Jim - How was health class?
Tom - We learned about the risks involved with any food we eat...I think I'm just going to finish what everything I do has started and kill myself.
Jim - Dude, you just got pessimated...

by Sir Brad January 30, 2008

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by dry water 69 March 29, 2022