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9 Year Old

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019
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old man beer

The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.
"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."
by Arbitrary December 29, 2013
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Ponce of the Old Bailey

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".
"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
by Marskelletor December 21, 2013
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old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids
after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.
by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010
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Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.
I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
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old sport

It's pretty rare (1 out of 100.000), but if a black man says this to a white woman it normally means he is in love with her but he's unable to show his real feelings.
"You're such a good old sport!"
by AlphaChris December 14, 2021
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Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.
by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013
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