Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

jerkin it old school

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.

Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!

by Tehtonster March 11, 2011

Dusty Old Hag

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.

I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"

by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021

Old World Whore

A prostitute/whore that looks like an old world monkey

Guy 1: Yo steve fucked an old world whore
Guy2: Damn steve fucking old world whores now huh

by cracklord69 March 17, 2021

Poor-Old Warthog

Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)

Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.

by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004

Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"

For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.

by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013

old enough to read, old enough to bleed

this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.

Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.

Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"

by big tate July 13, 2006