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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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Number six meal

The act of fucking 4 nugget people covered in a sauce of your choice (preferably ketchup or BBQ)
Friend: what you want to eat
Me: oh Im not hungry I already had a number six meal
by NuggGod March 9, 2020
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Reece Stephan number 1 victory royale

Number 1 victory royale fortnite yeh we bout to get down
You head Reece’s singing

No what is it

Number 1 victory royals fort Ute yeh we bout to get

down

Reece Stephan number 1 victory royale
by Callum barr March 27, 2021
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Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.
In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.
by David Eckmier December 21, 2008
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Number 1.5

When your shit was so runny, it’s as if there was a dick in there mixing your shit with piss. Also known as Ass Pissing
What’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
“Sorry it was a Number 1.5
by TheSRocks05 October 10, 2019
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