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Curtain fun

Having sex behind a curtain while fully nude in broad daylight
1) Thomas: oh my god i just heard about curtain fun newt!!

Newt: oh cool lets go and try it!!
by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019
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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Fun Dip

The act of using a "shaft like" object to insert cocaine into a vagina. In popular culture a woman uses a dildo to dip into the coke and slip it straight up the vagina.
Dude! Debbie didn't snort powder but she down for a fun dip!
by Candy man K December 20, 2019
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solo fun

when someone means to type sooo fun but can’t fucking spell shit
person 1: i went kayaking today 🚣 ♀️

person 2: that sounds solo fun!!
person 1: ur gay
by it’s ye boy May 25, 2019
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Fun

Running a cult or being in one.
I love being in this cult it's so fun
by Ramen inventor May 28, 2019
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fun

by retardeddickk June 3, 2019
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Fun

by FrannyGranny June 10, 2019
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