party monster

Slang term in the Midwest for a big, thick penis.

All the girls in Chicagoland crave a party monster.

by boing879 August 22, 2009

pussy monster

a grl with a pussy that looks like a monster in other words hairy as fuck

tanasha is a pussy monster what u really want me to be a carpet muncher?

by KILLA JAMZ July 20, 2005

bong monster

A long, Usually brown or green scaley monster who travels through your drug-induced dreams carrying a bong, or joint, or pipe of some sort.

Dude, I had this dream, right... and a bong monster blew my mind.

by JiffityBunny October 22, 2006

cock monster

Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.

Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!

by John and Derek June 22, 2006

Monster Pwnage

When someone pwns you in a really bad way, So bad that you can't get out of it or deny it/

Person 1: YOU SLEPT WITH A TRANSEXUAL!

Person 2: No...

*Person 1 shows photo whilst Person 2 runs away crying*

Person 1: LOLLERCOASTER! MONSTER PWNAGE!

by Andrew Brannan May 27, 2008

Cookie Monster

A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.

Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?

by dat otha wite guy July 19, 2009

Sasuage monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are takeing many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.

Man that Robert D. is the biggest Sasuage monster of all time, now I know why he works at a chicken shop he loves the cock!

by CCC. August 5, 2006