drinking body mass

drinking five cruisers when big and can handle it because of your "body mass"

whoa pamela drank 24 cruisers and still isnt drunk...man she has a good drinking body mass!

by adrianarosecampilihatespamelalynbarbin November 3, 2007

Weapons of mass destruction

A grave and imminent threat to the security of our nation. And we thought the vampire unicorns were bad...

This example includes the words "weapons of mass destruction".

by Voidsoul August 24, 2008

Dover, Massachusetts

Dover, Ma is filled with the snobbiest people out there. All of the boys where Polo and Vineyard Vines while the girls all wear Patagonia and Lululemon. If you drive through this town, you'll see the soccer moms walking their dogs with one hand, with their Canada Goose jackets on, and their Starbucks in the other. Although Dover is known for their wealth, they DO NOT HAVE ANY DIVERSITY WHATSOEVER. Everyone there is white. They are also stopping the METCO program. In a few years, there will be no African American students attending DS. As the kid's graduate, most of them end up in Ivy League schools, while the ones who smoked weed and drank every weekend end up at Mass Bay. snobby

Ugh, these bitches from Dover, Massachusetts.

by chickfilaismyhome February 17, 2019

Mass rape

Big boy kids chuckee cheese fucked hard dildo pleasure chukee atakk

Mass rape happened at a local chukke chese popo say

by PeePeePooPooCumCum January 4, 2020

Massachusetts

Also known as Massatwoshits to out of staters and local youth, who are in turn called Massholes. Generally white middle class Democrats live here, but also home to some liberals. One of the only states where gay marriage is legalized, of course you must stay in Mass if you would like to stay married. Corruption of youth and government is high, but at least we have some good schools, like Harvard, which we can hold over everyone else and be like "Yeah, bitches, we're taking ALL your money!" Also has dunkin donuts and other places where people who can't walk a quarter mile can get really really fat. Then there's Boston, which would be cool if New York didn't have New York City, so Boston inevitably sucks, but we still have red sox and patriots and other teams, whose fans are pshyco, but have LOTS of spirit, so don't mess with them. Good place for drinking and meeting random people.

"Stupid Massatwoshits Massholes think they're so great cause Massachusetts is full of lameass Suburbs and shit!"

by some masshole November 10, 2006

Catholic Mass

a form of torture where you have to get up early every Sunday morning, drive by places you would rather be at, then you get to an old run down building masquerading as a church, then you go inside and sit on a bench that, if you're lucky has a rock trying to be easy to sit on. so then you sit there for what feels like 3 years and wonder what being an atheist is like. eventually there's a guy in what looks like a bathrobe decides to go to the back of the building and finally start the damn thing. so the priest (the guy in the bathrobe) walks down the middle of the crowd with little boys holding candles and finally, the thing begins. basically it's singing, talking, singing, more talking, more singing, even more talking, until finally he has the boys carry over some bread and wine and pretending it's Jesus's body and blood. so, the priest "blesses" it and then everybody becomes cannibals. once that's over, there's some more talking about some upcoming event that you don't care about, then you finally get to go home feeling that you just got robbed of your life.

Catholic mass is bullshit

by byebyecatholicschool September 2, 2018

Mass Man

Danny Masstett or mildy retarded kid who plays too much Legends of Zelda and names their dog "Kitty"

The Mass Man rode by on his bike again...what a dork!

by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004