This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
Get the Nigerian Washing Machinemug. Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
Get the mosquito machine gunmug. by Jajkakakkaka June 13, 2024
Get the Green machinemug. When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.
It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.
by Little m1ke January 12, 2023
Get the Feed the machinemug. A sauce machine is a woman or man who you know to be having lots of sex. He/she is sexier than anyone who you've seen probably since your last ex girlfriend or boyfriend, and you cannot resist their sexual energy.
by mr.sauce machine May 1, 2011
Get the Sauce Machinemug. by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021
Get the burger machinemug. When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.
Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.
by Faded11 December 7, 2019
Get the Smoke Machinemug.