Devil’s Washing Machine

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.

“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”

by milesmorales August 22, 2025

Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Simple Machine

A simple machine

A glue is a simple machine.

by Eddy375623 January 16, 2019

Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.

My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.

by Zilon July 13, 2012

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006