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penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
by Sam morph September 22, 2017
mugGet the penis machinemug.

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor
Machete welding machine is not a human being
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Machete welding machinemug.

machined

Taken apart
She machined that fish!
by Coco135 May 23, 2016
mugGet the machinedmug.

lean green mean cream machine

lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021
mugGet the lean green mean cream machinemug.

Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin
You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.
by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019
mugGet the Machinmug.

Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!
by applejoe June 25, 2020
mugGet the Gumball Machinemug.

Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?
by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020
mugGet the Washing Machinemug.

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