Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!

Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂

by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023

earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets

Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)

by klfgs77 August 4, 2020

Tori johnson

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.

OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?

by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022

Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus

She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022

Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.

“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”

by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022

sarah johnson

Sarah johnson looks like some ugly ass version of dobby. don't give her a sock tho.. ugly ahhhhhs

sarah johnson.. yeah..

by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020

Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room whenever she walks in. She is the perfect person. Clear skin, good grades, a great personality, so smart, and great style. She has it all. Whoever made her fee horrible is missing out on a lot of things. And if you crossed her or talked behind her back, you will regret it when you grow up.

"DO YOU SEE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Oh yeah! Her name's Fiorella Johnson Gozalo! The most prettiest girl in the school!"

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020