jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).
John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "
by beetlebodger October 19, 2009
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power job

When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes
Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!
by Chode Scrotum June 10, 2017
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a robin job

A blowjob given to a placid penis
First girl: "My man couldn't get it up last night so I just gave him a Robin Job"
Second girl: "What's that?"
First girl: You know, because when I was blowing him it looked like a Robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. Thus, a Robin Job.
by Aehster January 05, 2016
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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.
"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."
by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017
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God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once
Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight
by Skyler’s Bf October 13, 2020
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MAG JOB

It is what you get while playing the FPS game MAG while your significant other gives you either a "hand job" or "blow job".
Man my girl gave me the best "MAG JOB" last night!
by goddessofwar09 November 03, 2010
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Rim job

When you go to a tire place and ask for rims on your tirea
Sir can I have a rim job please?
by Ric Spade November 13, 2020
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