Jason

A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.

Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.

Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*

Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍

by kim zeus November 5, 2020

The Jason

When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.

Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.

by Spanky888 September 3, 2023

Jason

Jason isThe sexiest, most caring, and loveable

Man you will ever meet. He is an unselfish lover with a large cock. Any woman would be lucky to be his wife.

Oooh girl look at that man over there, he's a whole Jason

by Yelats nosaj July 3, 2021

Jason

the orange mother fucker across the street that pushes the elderly down the stairs and eats babies

hey Jason, i hope you meet the eternal purgatory that will see eye to eye to you after your final hours in due time.

by God modding September 15, 2022

Jason

to have a big dick that fuck slender girl that wears a hoodie. Have a big daucatmoi.

partners: Tom(2020)
probably gay

I am Jason!

by Daucatmoi October 25, 2020

Jason

a small man who has gay sex in a Walmart bathroom

I just saw a Jason in the school bathroom! So weird!

by ronnypaulino May 17, 2019

jason

a complete dog, will lie about his ex who lives down the road, will love bomb you, will try to sleep with all his hb girls, acts so amazing and perfect but we all know he watches gay porn.

nobody fucking likes jason the dick head

by karkar101 April 21, 2025