Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.
Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023

by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020

LOL in all caps means she wants the D
lol in lower cases means friendzoned
However, Lol! means friends and Lol!! or Lol!!! means take the hint
lol in lower cases means friendzoned
However, Lol! means friends and Lol!! or Lol!!! means take the hint
Guy (listening to Lost In The Fire in video where fitness model performs hammies and glutes): Keep the lights on *smirky face x2*
Involved girl: LOL
Another girl: omg why do I find this so funny *cry emoji x2*
Involved girl: LOL
Another girl: omg why do I find this so funny *cry emoji x2*
by dangnuggets January 15, 2019

Kay... if you're reading this definition, you're probably a grandma/pa who just bought an iPhone 3 for 20 dollars from a 'sweet lad' on the fucking black market, trying to learn the 'lingo' to impress your 7 year old grandchild. If that, is in fact, you, well, LOL stands for 'lots of leopards'.
Grandma (texting): *sends pic of leopards being poached*
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.
Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.
Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
by RakesAreFrickinBeautiful September 10, 2020

The only people who say this are drier than the Sahara desert, you can’t use this as an answer to everything
by C0nf3tt1 SpR1nk13S July 15, 2022

Person 1: *sends unfunny meme* “HAHAHAHA ISN'T THIS FUNNY HAHAHAHA”
Person 2: *texts back* “lol”
Person 2 in real life: “so annoying”
Person 2: *texts back* “lol”
Person 2 in real life: “so annoying”
by Cinder Grass April 13, 2021
