Fruit

the sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and can be eaten as food.
"tropical fruits such as spoons and spoorks"

Doug said, can i have a fruit to eat my soup zeke1500.
Sure you can zeke1500 said.

by Wow thats dumb January 12, 2020

fruit bat

a big bat in the family pteropodidae
they have big balls (no offense)
fruit bats are also called flying foxes
they look like dogs lol

I saw a big fruit bat hanging upside down on that big tree!

by arc April 11, 2022

Fruit Snacks

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.

C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 8, 2021

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 30, 2010

Fruit Roll Up

A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate

"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"

by rvrmn.vs September 21, 2021

Strangle Fruit

Strangle Fruitex vi'stest me favor sustenencex, as'r me is Doquitour Spankoflex, am very knaglegde on subgect

Dr Spankoflex: Jist Strangle Fruit, thankeks fori'st this meel hyumen

Dr ██████: What the hell are you saying?

by Aproximately November 1, 2021

Fruit Canal

A gay man’s asshole…

Let me see your fruit canal.

by Djsoftserve July 10, 2024