Tyler Evans

Fat as shit and ugly as fuck
Always on dick

"Tyler Evans is always on someone's dick"

by Fat Tyler Evans November 3, 2022

Evan Beason

A rather large individual who has strange cravings for peanut butter jars.......woah

I saw evan beason yesterday.....woah

by Inbred on the loose! January 16, 2010

Evan

Great friend. Even better boyfriend, He thinks he is dumb but really has potential. Is great at basketball and football. Good kisser. Gives the best hugs in the world. If you become friends with an Evan, they might tell you their darkest secrets. They most likely have a messed up home life but they know how to persevere. If you find an Evan, cherish your time with him.

Who's your boyfriend?
You wouldn't know him but he's an Evan

by NotQueer( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) February 12, 2020

evan raupe

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.

Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....

by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018

Evan

Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.

Evan: oh hi
Anyone ever: *stares in amazement*

by thats poggers man April 21, 2022

EVAN

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.

Evan kinda sucks bruh

by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021