douche maneuver

An action that results in becoming a douchebag.

Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.

Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.

by Psyche521 January 26, 2009

Douche-marine

When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.

Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!

by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014

douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time

The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.

by abstyle78 July 31, 2009

douche holster

A vest

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.

by silentscope202 September 27, 2013

Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi

An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him

by hahahabitchhahahah March 12, 2010

douche snackpack

the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.

shit son that guy is such a douche snackpack he could blow away in a strong wind

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

Urban Douche

A person that thinks they are awesome simply because they or someone they know added a word to Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm the shit. I put the word smak into Urban Dictionary. Now who wants to touch me?

Person 2: That guy is such an Urban Douche.

by TheUnknownSkier January 26, 2015