Absolute fockin geeza. Beats an oluwa Seun at everything. Including big cock competitions. Everyone wants to shag him including the boys but he’s straight so peak for them.
by Shuttjdjdbdbdjd June 26, 2019
The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...
French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
by glebus June 17, 2024
by T-Rail March 27, 2007
A pissflap
by Usvslahshshs February 11, 2023
Dan rodz is a member of the QUTM family and has an uncontrollable love for unseasoned plain as f*ck chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual
He hates Asians
Dan may or may not gag on his chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual
He hates Asians
Dan may or may not gag on his chicken
by Sukyamoda November 16, 2020
I big Nigger with a soup bowl/ can colder in his chest. This man will destroy your mom’s booty hole as well your sisters. I hate gays but loves cuddling with his cousin.
Dan The Man From Pakistan spent a night with your mom and now she has trouble walking, and even talking.
by Danthebigcockedman December 06, 2024
Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020