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canada

A ball of ice a freezing cold ball of ice
don't go to Canada in winter
by a real canadian December 16, 2021
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Canada

A country where the bears run wild and the people are nice. Canada has big city and is all wilderness .All they do is play hockey and listen to Drake while drinking whiskey and beers. They love watching the one Basketball team in Canada too
Guy 1- Where are we going?
Guy 2-We are going to Canada

Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana

Guy 1- Ok that makes sense
by the_comrade_memepage March 22, 2019
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Wendy has gone back to Canada

from the show Parks & Recreation when Tom Havorford's ex wife, Wendy, goes back to Canada in season 3.

means that you have no chance of getting with someone.
A-hey that girl is pretty cute
B-yeah, well, Wendy has gone back to Canada
by PhilMcCrackin12345678 March 17, 2011
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Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.
by lord brownington February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.
by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010
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