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Boss

The guy who sits in his office and waits for someone to mess up, then goes home and makes those same mistakes and dosnt realise it
The boss just told me not to talk
by Jordon0416 May 1, 2019
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cryptic boss

An adjective that describes something that you know is cool, but still has an air of mystery about it.
That apartment we saw over the weekend was pretty cryptic boss.
by kvon22 August 14, 2011
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Boss Bunny

(noun) derogatory term for a lazy or inept Boss Bitch

A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs

At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.

During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.

(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.

Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.

Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
Rupert Murdoch: Have you invested in Theranos? Elizabeth Holmes looks like she's the real deal!
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.

*based on true events

Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
by SpecsAndDecks January 19, 2022
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Now Boss

A local shopkeeper dealing with one customer, when he is finished he looks at another customer and says Now Boos.
That’s 45p and 28p, thanks Tony, Now Boss.
by Mrbute September 1, 2023
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girl bossing

reading an article about the science of addiction with nic in your hand
sam the country girl: “ not me reading an article ab the science of addiction with nic in my hand”
miryam: “that’s literally the definition of girl bossing”
sam the country girl: “literally”
by im69-ingwithyourmom February 18, 2022
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yes boss

Guy 1: Can I have this coke?
Guy 2: yes boss
by zjzjjzjzjzjzjzjzzj March 12, 2021
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