stumptown stash and beard collective

The Portland Oregon chapter of Beard Team USA founded by Brian J. Snoderly, Thomas Hughes, & now president Justin Cate.

Stumptown Stash and Beard Collective hosts the 2011 West Coast Beard & Mustache Championships.

by Sideshow Psycho Wax May 29, 2011

Civil War Beard

A growth of hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and sometimes the upper lip that is at least an inch in length and trimmed neatly. A beard that resembles pictures of soldiers of the American Civil War. Commonly worn by hipsters and Renaissance Festival participants.

"How can you tell that guy's a hipster?"
"He's got a Civil War Beard."

by coborn August 28, 2012

Holiday Beard

A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.

May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.

"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."

by NiftyDude December 21, 2008

bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.

Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...

by BeachBoi July 13, 2010

Fat Beard

When a persons double chin is so huge, it covers their face and looks like a beard.

“Wow, look at the fat beard on that guy over there!”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007

Klaatu Barada Nikto

What you say when you want to get back fucking home!!
If your trapped in 1300 AD England

Ash has to speak similar words in order to retrieve the Necronomicon but fails to remember it properly "Klaatu. .. Verada. .. Necktie...Nectar...Nickel..."
"Klaatu Barada Nikto"

by A.T Graham July 19, 2009

The bearded witch

1. A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch...

by T Allen September 22, 2008