Park rangers breakfast

A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.

Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.

I woke up to a kings breakfast.

by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021

breakfast burger

The best of both the breakfast world and the burger world "only at Carl's Jr "

I went to Carl's Jr and got a breakfast burger

by The word mister77x August 1, 2022

Peegles Breakfast

Typically a group breakfast following a day, or days, of hard drinking with close friends with some folks being absent for various reasons including but not limited to: estranged lovers distracting them, working, sleeping, or being too cool for school.

Dude I’m so hungover, I can’t wait for our Peegles Breakfast so we can recover

by Vtethers July 16, 2021

Brexit Breakfast

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.

I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!

by L777GMA June 22, 2021

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020

Burnout's breakfast

Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy

Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast

by ReachAround1994 December 23, 2023