Babies in the Mud

Busting a hot cum load in someone’s ass.

I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Dent Baby

An insult used to imply that a person was dropped on their head as a small child, thus negatively effecting their intelligence. 'Dent' refers to an indent caused by impact onto one's skull.

Friend 1: "Wait, so you're not supposed to light campfires with propane?"
Friend 2: "Dude, what are you, a dent baby. Of course not."

by OneKickMan April 21, 2017

furball baby

A baby puppy who is very playful and active. Like Maltese or Shih Tzu, or any hairy puppy.

"Come here furball baby"!!

* it ignores you and keeps playing.*

by icecreamislife May 27, 2017

spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.

Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!

by Zara Zara June 6, 2017

Vinegar Baby

A vinegar baby is a device used to introduce a stream of vinegar and water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. Most typically it takes the form of a rubber bulb and plastic nozzle.

"Hey Becky, can I borrow your vinegar baby? My taco is extra cheesy right now."

"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."

by Mother's Folly March 2, 2017

baby sloth

A term for a clingy girlfriend.

Awwwe Becca, my baby sloth.

by Paylay27 April 20, 2016

tickle the baby

Giving a girl a cream pie and then allowing her to queef out the juices resulting in them going everywhere.

This is similar to ticking a baby who is eating porridge which results in the porridge going everywhere.

"Hey baby, wanna let me tickle the baby tonight?"

by TickleTheBabyCreator July 27, 2016