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Dent Baby

An insult used to imply that a person was dropped on their head as a small child, thus negatively effecting their intelligence. 'Dent' refers to an indent caused by impact onto one's skull.
Friend 1: "Wait, so you're not supposed to light campfires with propane?"
Friend 2: "Dude, what are you, a dent baby. Of course not."
by OneKickMan April 21, 2017
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furball baby

A baby puppy who is very playful and active. Like Maltese or Shih Tzu, or any hairy puppy.
"Come here furball baby"!!

* it ignores you and keeps playing.*
by icecreamislife May 27, 2017
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spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!
by Zara Zara June 6, 2017
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Vinegar Baby

A vinegar baby is a device used to introduce a stream of vinegar and water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. Most typically it takes the form of a rubber bulb and plastic nozzle.
"Hey Becky, can I borrow your vinegar baby? My taco is extra cheesy right now."

"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."
by Mother's Folly March 2, 2017
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baby sloth

by Paylay27 April 20, 2016
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tickle the baby

Giving a girl a cream pie and then allowing her to queef out the juices resulting in them going everywhere.

This is similar to ticking a baby who is eating porridge which results in the porridge going everywhere.
"Hey baby, wanna let me tickle the baby tonight?"
by TickleTheBabyCreator July 27, 2016
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Sneeze baby

A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.
Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.
by Benlewischaddwayne January 17, 2018
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