Mashed Apples

Apples that have been baked, then mashed, and look like mashed potatoes, but there apples that have been mashed.

Mmmmmm, I had the best mashed apples with cinnamon today.

by Jvshangold January 01, 2017

cow apple

Cow poop

"watch out for the cow apples in the field!"

"Damn! I stepped on a cow apple!"

by zamphyr September 28, 2013

Pine Apple

A nonexistent apple that grows on pine trees

Person: I was really hungry but I only have a pine apple and it’s not real

by FourForeFor4 May 13, 2019

Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole

Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!

by Joelad84 October 19, 2016

Mad Apple

Dude who get really drunk and high. Dance, Shout out, Puke everywhere, and dont gives no fucks.

Dude: WE GETTING MAD APPLE
GIRL: HAPPY BANANA
Dude: SMH

by thatonenerdykid January 01, 2012

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.

Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"

by GingerPaws February 08, 2017